Need help with proof of income

Sounds like a reasonable request. The OP here wants to get a loan for a house. Her old house went into foreclosure because the interest rate shot up. Hint- that’s why they call it “adjustable” .
When they advice starts rolling in, the OP get’s pissy and throws a fit.
Then it turns out the OP got [...]

I’ve found the Gatekeeper, someone call the Keymaster

Or maybe we need the lady from Poltergeist to tell us “This house is clean”. Because we have a ghost problem on the Bargain Hunters board. Yes, it’s an old thread but it got bumped up because we got an update on the name of the ghost. His name is Bill. Maybe it’s Bill Murray [...]

Move over Dr Phil, there’s a new therapist in town

It all starts on this thread on CBBC. The OP is in Target. Her child has to go to the restroom. While walking there her daughter decides to run the rest of the way and an older boy almost runs his cart into her, causing his to mumble out “put a leash on her”.
And off [...]

Old McBabycenter had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

And on this farm he had drama queens, E-I-E-I-O
With a hairflip here and a hairflip there. Here a flip, there a flip everywhere a flip-flip.
Are haiflips in season? Are they B1G1 at the store? Cause they sure are showing up everywhere lately.
They do remind me of one of my favorite old ska songs
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Drama on the Debt Free board?

Seems we have some new gang activity on the rise on Babycenter. 1st we had NBBC vs OBBC. Lately it’s been the Libs vs the Cons. Now we have the Ramsey’s vs the Orman’s?
Seems the “We’re Debt Free” board got a little pissy because people have straying from Dave. Really people? Who cares. The ultimate [...]

Did you miss me?

No? You didn’t? Really? Didn’t even notice I was gone?
Well, I’m only back to say I’m leaving. Bye!
PS- now would be the perfect time to tell me how much you missed me. Just FYI

Price check on aisle 3

Let’s set the scene. You’re at Wal-Mart picking up some things for your upcoming trip. Since you are at Wal-Mart we can go ahead and assume you are in a Mickey Mouse t-shirt, no shoes, using a chart that was not put back in the corral and using your food-stamps improperly. Now that we have [...]

“i’m substituting pot for valium”

“i’m substituting pot for valium, which is way more helpful, and less hard on your body.’ – dreadiemom
OMG everyone! The Dr thinks I have scabies!!
But let’s forget all about that and fight about how long it takes pot to leave your body, talk about how your drunk Ex-H is about to get custody of your [...]

I’m at a loss of what to title this one

This thread on the political debate board.
Seriously 3ok_cowgirls, go take a walk or something.
Things are decent till about page 11. Then sweet mother of God it gets freaking nuts.

I’m fixin’ to whoop some ass

How was my “redneck” speak in the title there? Good? I thought it was appropriate given the post that inspired this entry.
Amies_mommy is pissed off that her country bumpkin IL’s came to visit and now her precious daughter is speaking with a “twang”.  Did you know that a southern accent is also known as “lazy-talk”. [...]